Throw this chick in jail forever. Maybe even fast track her to the electric chair if we can.
Mirror- Police in California were left baffled after multiple families called in cops reporting porcelain dolls that resemble their daughters being left outside their homes. The frightening figurines were all dropped on the doorsteps of more than 10 homes in a gated residential community in San Clemente, Orange County. The woman who left the dolls has now been identified by police and has told them her intention was never to scare anyone. All the girls who received one were aged around 10 years old, and some attend the same elementary school. A spokesman for Orange County Sheriff’s department said: “Families in each of the homes where porcelain dolls were left voiced concern that the dolls resembled their daughters.” They had begun appearing on July 16. In pictures released by cops one figurine is a small white girl with curly hair, wearing a pink nightie and bunny eared slippers. Another shows a girl in a flowing blue dress with ribbons in her hair. Police have said the eerie incidents have not been considered a crime despite the initial worries of homeowners.
I just read another article on this story that says they found the chick who was doing this. She claims she didn’t mean it to be weird and wanted it to be a kind gesture to the children. First of all, that’s bat shit crazy. Red flags all over the joint. Second of all, the crazy part is the cops accepted her line of reasoning and aren’t pursuing the matter any further. Told her to have a nice day and moved on. Excuse me? She needs to be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Maybe even fast track her to the electric chair if we can. Almost every time a story happens where a person goes on a shooting rampage or they molest a bunch of kids or whatever it comes out afterwards that authorities had visited that person a month before but did nothing because they didn’t take it seriously. Well here ya go. Time to act so it doesn’t happen here. Throw this chick in jail or a month from now or a year from now or a decade from now people will be saying, “Hey remember that lady who put weird plastic dolls on people’s doorsteps who the cops found but didn’t arrest? Well it turns out she went crazy and kidnapped a bunch of kids and they can’t find her.” That’s where this is headed. I promise. Nip this in the bud before this crazy lady turns those innocent kids into fertilizer.
Happy Friday. Enjoy your coffee. NSFW link click here. h/t drew
Happy Friday. Enjoy your coffee. NSFW link click here.
Introducing Madi from Iowa State. Always willing to bring a Cyclone smoke in to the fold. Always. send all smokes to firstname.lastname@example.org
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Introducing Madi from Iowa State. Always willing to bring a Cyclone smoke in to the fold. Always.
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Wowzers. Well that’s……something. Something I thoroughly enjoy. I haven’t bought an album in a solid 10 years but I might buy this one and hang the art in my house. Not to mention her song Pills and Potions is in my daily rotation. Some times I’ll listen to it a few (a ton of) times in a row. Don’t judge me. You listen to the song and tell me it’s not fucking awesome. Dat ass though. She must work out.
I’m not sure what’s more shocking, that album cover or the fact that while Googling Nicki Minaj I found out she’s 31 years old. Thats crazy, right? For sure thought she was in her early 20′s like Iggy. Doesn’t matter when you have an ass like that I guess.
Good for Eddie.
I stumbled across that picture of Eddie and some hot blonde chick at a premiere and had no idea who she was. Well her name is Paige Butcher and she is blazing hot. Her IMDB page says she was an extra in Big Momma’s House 2 so she’s not exactly a star. I don’t even know how long they’ve been dating. I just wanted to take a second and look at a few of her pictures and share them with you. Hey, let’s all enjoy them. She’s 35 no but looks like a sex machine. Good for Eddie.
The weirdest and coolest thing to come out of Game of Thrones is people asking to be brutally murdered by a 65 year old author.
Metro- As part of the charity drive Martin was offering GOT readers the chance to win an in-book death in return for a whopping £20,000 donation to the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Sadly 13-year-old Jack didn’t have the funds to fulfill his dream of a ‘martyr’s death’ but donated £153 to the cause anyway. In his letter to Martin, Jack said that the Wolf Conservation Trust near Reading was one of his favourite places in the UK. He also admitted that he wasn’t allowed to watch ‘certain bits’ of the show but said a ‘gruesome grizzly death is all I ask for.’ Martin’s Prizeo campaign has raised more than £260,000 so far — more than double its initial goal. And while the two ill-fated ‘martyr’ characters available for The Winds Of Winter book were handed out elsewhere, fans can still pay for the opportunity to have brunch with Martin for £7,500.
So there’s obviously more to this story than just a 13 year old kid writing in to George RR Martin asking to get brutally killed in one of his books. Turns out the kid, like George, loves wolves and is interested in the preservation of them. It’s super cool of the kid to offer up all of the money he has for the cause. Way to go, young one. I’m more interested in the trend of people asking/begging to be killed off by a 65 year old author who writes books. It’s the weirdest and coolest thing to come out of Game of Thrones. People dropping big money for it to happen. We’re talking 5 figures people are putting down to get their head lopped off or a sword shoved through their face. It’s become such a thing that I don’t even know what to compare it to. But I love it. Maybe it’d be like people begging to be roasted on Comedy Central or something. Would you pay money to get ripped to shreds by a bunch of celebrities? I’m sure some people would. You know what I would want? I’d want in-his-prime Eminem to write a rap diss about me. Maybe we’d sit down for a few hours, I’d tell him my life story, all my faults, how I’m fat and lazy and a piece of shit. And then he’d ‘write a rap diss about me. That’d be awesome. That’d be my version of getting killed off by George RR Martin in a book. Em just flat out humiliating me in a song. That’d be a dream come true. Open up the bidding, Marshall. I have like $20.
Here’s how George responded.
So 13 year old Jack won’t be killed off but George donated a shit ton of money to a organization in Jack’s name. Good on you, George. All around good story.
Eminem- Hit me up if you wanna make this happen. I’m a piece of shit so the rap would be super easy to write. Thanks.
“You want me to be a wind up today? Done! You got it! Anything for my favorite people in the world. In fact, I’ve never been happier to do something in my life. Wind up my back legs and when you let go I’ll spin myself so fast I might take flight. Watch me [...]
“You want me to be a wind up today? Done! You got it! Anything for my favorite people in the world. In fact, I’ve never been happier to do something in my life. Wind up my back legs and when you let go I’ll spin myself so fast I might take flight. Watch me do it. It’s gonna be awesome.” That’s the dog talking by the way. He’s up for anything because dogs are the shit. Want him to pretend he’s a toy? He’ll do it. All day every day.
Do this to cat and it shits in your face and scratches up your hands when you try to wind up its legs.