That’s right. Two music videos involving Da Brat and Jagged Edge in one week. Too much or not enough? Have a great weekend everybody!
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa – Suri, a Siberian Husky from Cedar Rapids, will represent Last Hope Animal Rescue this Sunday on Puppy Bowl X. The game airs on the Animal Plant at 2pm. Owner Carl Bromberg was caring for Suri’s mom, Jesse, not knowing she was pregnant. Suri appeared in Jesse’s crate, and Bromberg adopted her. In August, he responded to a casting call for Animal Planet, and Suri was picked to join dogs from all over the country to participate in the bowl, which was filmed last fall in New York City. She’ll be in this Sunday’s starting line-up. Joining Suri in New York was Cici, another rescue dog from Last Hope Animal Rescue. Cici lives in Marion. Both dogs will be at a Puppy Bowl X watch party this Sunday to benefit Last Hope. The event is from 1pm-5pm at Shuey’s Restaurant in Shueyville.
Never watched a Puppy Bowl before in my life but now I’m probably more excited about it than the Super Bowl. A bunch of dogs running around playing football looking cute as fuck? Count me in. If that doesn’t sound like something you like then there’s a good chance you’re the devil. As many of you have told me repeatedly, we don’t have pro sports teams in Iowa (except the fact that the two head coaches coached at Iowa State and that Iowa is the reason the Super Bowl will have lights but you already know this. You’re welcome) but a Cedar Rapids dog in the Puppy Bowl? That’s something I’ll get behind every time. Not to mention Suri probably went beast mode during the game. Trucking mother fuckers like Marshawn Lynch, taking home the Puppy Bowl MVP and then getting her pick of whatever male dog she wants. That’s what we do here in Cedar Rapids. We dominate Puppy Bowls.
PS- If you live in the Cedar Rapids area and are interested in fostering/adopting a dog you should go to Last Hope Animal Rescue’s website here. That’s where I got my dog Izzy and she’s the shit. Probably the coolest dog ever. We hang out and watch The Big Bang Theory. Everybody needs a dog.
Double PS- Who’s that sexy little minx conducting the interview, you ask? That’s local reporter Nicole Agee. I’ve been trying to have internet relations with her ever since I started blogging. She’ll have none of it. Shuts me down every time (AKA doesn’t ever respond). The more she plays hard to get the more I love her.
Four Guys Followed Diamondbacks 2nd Baseman Aaron Hill Around The WM Open Pro Am With Aaron Hill Big Heads
Thanks to stoolie Josh and his friends for sending this in. Josh is one of the dudes holding the heads but I don’t which one. Anyway, this would absolutely fuck with my head if I were Aaron Hill. I get nervous in the tee box when I’m golfing with three of my good friends and not once have they all been holding giant pictures of my head. I wouldn’t be able to focus at all if four complete strangers were doing it. Then again, that’s probably why Aaron Hill is a professional athlete who makes millions of dollars and I’m a blogger who posts boobs and coffee and can only put $20 in his gas tank.
Here’s video of Hill hitting a drive through one of the heads.
PS- After my post about the WM Open a bunch of Stoolies reached out and said they’re gonna be there. Should be a fucking blast.
h/t thanks again josh
Happy Friday. A little more than boobs and coffee since it’s almost the weekend. Enjoy your coffee. Now go out there this weekend and drink enough booze to kill an adult rhinoceros. NSFW link click here.
If you think I’m joking about being excited about Bow Wow coming to Iowa you’re crazy. Dude has hits on top of hits. Off the top of my head I’d say he has more hits than The Beatles. He’s that good. I need to be at this concert and might kill myself if I don’t go. There just isn’t a better way to spend Valentine’s Day than going to see the guy who blew up during your youth. Nothing got an Eastern Iowa middle school party jumping like Lil Bow Wow. We were buzzed off Mt. Dew and we didn’t have a care in the world. If you didn’t jam out to “Bounce With Me” growing up then I don’t want to know you. Song is scorched earth fire. He had teenage Iowans yelling SOSODEF even though we had no idea what it meant. He had teenage girls falling love with him in droves. He had us yelling Jermaine Dupri’s name when he was nothing more than the creepy older guy in every video. Lil Bow Wow was as big as it gets and made some of the best music in the world. Is JD gonna be at the concert? Is JD still alive/still getting dominated by Janet Jackson in bed on a nightly basis? I need answers.
PS- Does it make me a little sad that he considers going to Clive, Iowa a “major announcement” like he’s announcing a concert at Madison Square Garden? Maybe a little but the other part of me is happy his career has reached this point because otherwise he wouldn’t be performing in my backyard.
This is quite possibly the greatest video/song ever. A 12 year old Lil Bow Wow riding tricked out bikes, flashing a diamond studded Mickey Mouse necklace, hanging with Da Brat and hitting on girls twice his age all while wearing the world’s smallest Ohio State jersey. Baller status if there ever was such a thing.
Any golf fan Stoolies out there? If there are then you’re well aware that today is the start of the drunkest tournament of the PGA season, the Waste Management Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale. It’s the tournament where golf lets down it’s hair and goes buck wild. Where the gentlemen’s game meets Happy Gilmore meets frat party. It’s fucking awesome. The par 3 16th is the crown jewel of the tournament. Just a bunch of blacked out dudes in the grand stands screaming at golfers while they tee off. There’s really nothing quite like it. It’s a top 3 bucket list sporting event for me. But since we won’t be there I recommend you leave work right now, head to the nearest bar, start pounding beers and get your weekend going early. Thursday is basically Friday and nobody does anything on actually Fridays anyway. Science.
My pick to win: Bubba. He’ll love the atmosphere. Lock it down.
Here’s a few highlights from years past:
Tiger hits a hole in one on 16 and the crowd loses their collective shit.
Drunk chick tries to help a clinically dead chick, falls over, gets pissed, storms off.
James Hahn does the Gangnam Style dance and makes everyone uncomfortable.
More caddy races.
A couple drunk bros throw their buddy into a water hazard (smoke at 30 second mark).
PS- If any Stoolies are down in Phoenix for the tournament send me any and all videos or pictures you take. firstname.lastname@example.org.