Good to have 50 back in the news. Have a great weekend everybody!
Good to have 50 back in the news. Have a great weekend everybody!
QC Times- Michigan quarterback Devin Gardner calls Iowa’s pink visitor’s locker room at Kinnick Stadium one of the best in the Big Ten, but the senior calls Hawkeye fans “annoying.’’ In an interview with satellite radio’s SiriusXM and hosts Mark Packer and Dan Hawkins, the Wolverines senior was asked what he thought was the toughest road venue in the Big Ten. “I don’t know if it’s the toughest place, but the most annoying place was probably Iowa,’’ Gardner said. “… The pink locker room’s spacious. I don’t care about the color, it has a lot of space, so I think that’s the best locker room for an away team. But, the fans are just so annoying, just right on top of you, right behind your bench. You hear everything they’re saying.’’ Iowa defeated Michigan twice at Kinnick Stadium during Gardner’s career, winning 24-16 in 2011 and 24-21 last season. The teams do not meet this year.
Cool story, Devin. Could you tell it again? It was that good. Like Shakespeare penned it himself. This is big talk coming from a guy who never has to step foot inside Kinnick Stadium to play another football game. Talking shit when you never have to see those fans ever again is kind of a bitch move. And by “kind of” I of course mean it’s a huge bitch move. But tell us more about how Iowa fans took out so much real estate in your head that you consider us “annoying”and that you went 0-2 during your career here. We’ll take that as nothing but a compliment. And maybe Devin meant it that way? The reporter did ask him what was the toughest venue in the Big Ten to play at and that’s when he went on about Iowa fans being annoying. Either way, no matter how he actually meant it, we Hawkeye fans accept his compliment with open arms. We like hearing that fans sitting right behind the visitors bench are getting in player’s ear hole and rattling them. Nothing makes me happier actually. If you’ve ever been to Kinnick in your life then you know it’s one of the best college football venues in America and it gets crazy loud in there. Fact.* I’d also like to thank Devin for his compliments about the pink visitors locker room. I’ve never been in there but it’s nice to hear that it’s spacious.
*Ya know, when we don’t have to hold illegal lotteries for free tuition to get the place to sell out. But that’s neither here nor there.
Guys, 8 days.
Alright so they didn’t call them dirty Europeans but that would’ve been awesome. I added that. And I alllllllmost made it a full day of blogging without posting an ice bucket challenge video but I wanted to post this one because I’m all jacked up about the Ryder Cup. It’s still a little over a month away but whatever. Even without Tiger and our boy Dufner I’m stoked. I also like that the shit talking has already started with the US team calling out the Europeans. Let’s fucking do this. I hope there’s some punches thrown in Scotland a month from now. Maybe we’ll get some bad blood brewing between Rickie and Rory and really set the golf world on fire. We can only hope.
Shirtless Bubba Watson. Classic.
AUGUST 21–A Florida man cut a small hole in the front of his shoe, inserted an iPod, and then went to Walmart and recorded “upskirt” videos, according to police who arrested the pervy auteur. According to an arrest report, cops were dispatched to a Walmart in Sanford When officers arrived at the store, customer Lillie Kent told them that she was shopping in the toilet paper aisle when she noticed a man “standing relatively close behind her.” Kent added that the man “appeared to be attempting to sneak up behind her.” After the man briefly walked away from Kent, he returned to following her and shadowed the woman all the way to the checkout line, cops reported. Kent told police that she had initially “observed a hole in the top of one of the man’s shoes but didn’t think anything of it at the time.” However, at the checkout line, Kent confronted the man, who was carrying no merchandise to be purchased. She demanded to see his shoes. He refused and walked away. “Kent advised she began yelling,” police reported. After being confronted by “an unknown man” who asked the male suspect for the camera, the alleged voyeur removed the iPod from his shoe.
First things first, kinda looks like my boss right? Or am I crazy? I think it looks a lot like him. Maybe Pres with a hint of downs or something. Anyway. Second, GENIUS plan by this guy. I really mean that. He’s really onto something here. Nobody and I mean nobody looks at another person’s shoes. Ever. Unless you’re wearing something flashy or are tap-dancing nobody is going to look at your shoes and examine them for a camera. I’m actually shocked the guy got caught and now here we are talking about him on the blog. Although it sounds like he got a little greedy and was basically all up in the chick’s ass while trying to get video up her skirt. Gotta play it cool. Every dude has experienced trying to look up a girl’s skirt from time to time. It’s human nature. You just want a peak. All in good clean, fun. The weirdos are the ones who try and video it, but hey, what can ya do. The best advice a guy can give to somebody trying to look up a skirt is two things: 1) Position yourself correctly (most important) and 2) let it happen naturally. This guy fucked up when he ran up on the woman and stood two inches away from her. Amateur hour dude. Looking desperate gets you caught 100 times out of 100. The move here is speed up a little in front of her, anticipate where she’s headed next and make her have to walk by you. Easy as pie. How do you anticipate where she’s going? All feel. The great ones have feel. If you don’t have feel, you end up walking right up behind them and getting arrested. This guy doesn’t have it. Get a new hobby.
PS- Curious move doing this at a Wal Mart. I’ve never been at a Wal Mart and said to myself, “Man, I’d really like to know what she’s got going on up under there.” Not once.
Get it white boy! Get it! This is your moment. Soak it in. What’s that old saying? Dance like no one’s watching? This guy took it to heart. All eyes are on you. They’re feeding off of your energy and…….they’re just staring at you like you’re the psycho white devil who’s ruining their concert. Forget them. They suck. What, are Indian people too cool to dance at their own concerts? Well fuck that. White people don’t have time to act too cool and reserved. We’ll get drunk, hit the ground running and jellyfish dance right in your face. Ain’t no party like a white guy awkwardly dancing while large groups of Indian people watch party because a white guy awkwardly dancing while large groups of Indian people watch party don’t stop. Or maybe the white guy got a stronger batch of molly all of the people watching were waiting for theirs to kick in. Hard to tell.
The only thing that would’ve made the video better was if the India kid with huge hands came out of nowhere and started shaking those over-sized oven mitts like tambourines. Then it’d really be a party.