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James Cameron Says The New Avatar Movie Will “Make You Shit Yourself With Your Mouth Wide Open”

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Business Insider- James Cameron’s “Avatar” became the highest-grossing movie ever making over $2.7 billion after it came out in 2009. Three sequels are set for release consecutively in 2016, 2017, and 2018, and, apparently, they’ll be worth the long wait. In a new interview with Empire Magazine, Cameron wouldn’t say much about the films, but he did say one thing.   ”They’re gonna be bitchin’,” said Cameron. “You will s— yourself with your mouth wide open.” That’s some high praise, but when you’ve made two of the highest-grossing movies ever at the box office, who can argue with that? So far, we know Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana will reprise their roles in all three sequels. Stephen Lang, who played the villain, and was killed off in the 2009 film, will also return.

 

SOLD!  I’ll buy a ticket right now.  Show me where and how.  I gotta be honest, I’m not a big Avatar guy.  I didn’t see it in the theaters and it took me three times of watching it at home before I got through the entire thing without falling asleep.  It just didn’t grab me like it seemed to grab mostly everybody else.  Yeah the graphics were dope as fuck, the weapons were dope as fuck and the all new language Cameron came up with was pretty cool but the storyline was an absolute snoozefest.  A story as old as time and just as predictable.  But I gotta tell ya, these latest quotes from James Cameron make me want to see the new Avatar right when it comes out.  Makes me want to wait in line for a midnight release.  Why the change of heart?  Because when was the last time somebody told you something was gonna be so great that “You will shit your pants with your mouth wide open”?  Exactly, no one has ever told you that and nothing you have ever done in your life has warranted a response like that.  Which means what Cameron is saying has to be genuine.  That quote right there is why James Cameron is worth $900 million and we’re not.  I’m all about trying to experience everything before the line goes flat and that includes seeing a movie that makes me shit my pants with my mouth wide open.  SOLD.

 

h/t dan

By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 1:45 PM

Here’s Your Daily Reminder That Abigail Ratchford Is The Hottest Chick On The Planet

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I don’t need to tell you how hot Abigail Ratchford is.  I really don’t.  You know who she is. She’s an 18 outta 10 with chesticles that almost force me to believe in a deity.  But something about the picture she posted last night really got me.  Hit me straight in the dick and gave me an instant boner.  And as a 2014 man in his mid-20s who jerks off to nothing but free streaming porn, it takes a lot for a picture to rev my engine.  But that one did it.  I don’t wanna say it’s the Mona Lisa of Instagram picture but it’s the Mona Lisa of Instagram pictures.  A picture that future generations will look at as the measuring stick for Instagram pictures.  Drink it in.  Enjoy it.  Savor it.

 

 

 

 

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By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Better Know A Camel Toe

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By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 12:00 PM

How Much Would Someone Have To Pay You To Get Out Of Your Seat And Help Push Your Plane That Was Frozen To The Runway?

 

The answer to that question is a trillion billion dollars, right?  Which is basically to say there’s no sum of money that would get my fat ass out my seat, off the plane and then help push the plane so it’s no longer frozen to the runway.  The people who do that are living in crazy town.  I’d rather abort the flight all together than do some shit like that.  Oh the plane is frozen to the runway?  Welp, looks like I’m taking a different flight.  See ya.  Even if I was trying to get home for the funeral of a good friend I wouldn’t throw on my jacket and gloves and start pushing.  No thanks.  I’ll be in the airport drinking hot coca and eating a hot pretzel while those idiots try and push a plane like it’s a car stuck in a ditch.  The plane being stuck to the the runway is the airlines problem. not mine.  They never show the inside of the plane in that video but I hope to god there’s one guy in there who was just like “Fuck it”.  A guy who, once they get the plane unstuck, says “A little chilly out there, huh?” to all of the passengers getting back on the plane.

By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 11:00 AM

DraftKings $600k Wishbone Classic Is Here With $100k Going To First Place

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Finally!  One of the greatest days of the year is almost here.  Thanksgiving.  sometimes it gets looked over because of Christmas but that’s just dumb.  It’s one of the best holidays because it’s one that represents America.  Eating a SHIT TON of food and watching football all day long.  It’s the best.  Well DraftKings is here to make it even more American.  Giving you a chance to win money while you undo your pants and lay on the couch.  A cool $100,000 goes to the first place winner.  Let’s do it!

 

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By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 10:10 AM

This Loyal Dog Waiting Outside The Hospital For Two Years For Her Owner That Died Is Making Me Cry

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Metro- This faithful little dog has been waiting at this hospital for nearly two years. She has been waiting for her elderly owner, who went in one day and never came out. Masha, a cross-breed, appears at the reception of the hospital in Siberia each morning like clockwork. ‘She is waiting for him, for her owner,’ one nurse said. When her owner was still alive, Masha was his only visitor. She used to run back home each evening to stand guard over her owner’s belongings before resuming her vigil the next morning at the hospital in Novosibirsk. Now hospital staff, who have been looking after the heart-broken canine, are desperate to find her a new home. ‘You see her eyes, how sad they are – it’s not the usual shiny eyes for when a dog is happy. You can see this in animals in the same way as with people,’ Dr Vladimir Bespalov told the Siberian Times. He added that there was no medicine to help her alleviate her grief – and previous efforts to rehome her had failed as she kept returning to the hospital. ‘We are still hoping that Masha will be able to find another owner. One day, and we very much want this day to come soon, our Masha will trust somebody.’

 

Alright so it’s the day before Thanksgiving.  MailTime is in full effect and stories probably shouldn’t be as heavy as this one.  Everybody and their mother has given up on today and it’s not even 10am.  You’re either traveling to your Thanksgiving destination to hang with family and get drunk or are completely mailing it in at work by thinking about the girl from high school you’re gonna try and fuck tonight.  Totally fine.  I’m doing the same thing.  But this damn dog is making me cry over here.  It’s dusty as hell in my living room.  Just chilling outside of the hospital for TWO YEARS waiting for her owner to come down so they can go home.  Breaks my fucking heart.  Look at that little pup.  Those eyes, man.  Those eyes.    They get me every time.  So while you’re shoveling forkfuls of gravy-covered bird into your face this Thursday and are looking for something to actually be thankful for, make it your pup.  After all, they’re cooler than any family member you have mostly because they don’t ask you about how your love life is going and they don’t wanna talk about Ferguson.

By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 9:20 AM

Adam Sandler’s Been Writing Dirty Jokes Since You Were Just A Twinkle In Your Father’s Eye

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My dear Renly,

In a couch you lay

In a chair I sat

With my permission

You can feel my bat

I love you,

Adeem Saandlaar

 

BOOM!  Definitive proof that Adam Sandler has been writing dirty jokes since the beginning of time.  That yearbook joke/attempt to have sex with Renly is the best joke he’s written in years.  Say what you want about Sandler and the shit movies he continues to put out in the latter half of his career, but don’t you dare say that note to Renly didn’t get a lugh and eventually get him laid.  The comedy mind that would some day give us classics such as Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore was hard at work in the early days.

 

My go-to thing to write in a girl’s year book when school got out for summer?

 

Have fun in the Sun and get laid in the shade

 

Followed by the number for my Motorola cell phone.  Panty dropper.

 

By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 8:40 AM

Boobs And Coffee

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Happy Wednesday.  Enjoy your coffee.  NSFW link click here.

h/t drew

By trent posted November 26th, 2014 at 8:35 AM
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