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Barstool Iowa Smokeshow of the Day – Anna

 

Introducing Anna from the University of Iowa.  Potato sack girl.  All the way.

 

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By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 4:35 PM

Drunk Body Builder Finally Snaps, Takes On Waves Of Traffic, Punches A Car And Gets A Pepper Spray Facial

 

Mirror- This is the moment a drunk Russian tough guy took on the town centre traffic – and lost. Bodybuilder Roman Aliyev, 47, stands in front of three lanes of traffic waiting for the lights to change, then challenges cars, a bus, vans and a motorbike as they try to speed past him. It could be a scene from the latest Grand Theft Auto video game, but it’s much funnier. He flags down a white saloon and – in a scene straight from Super Street Fighter 2 – he pounds the bonnet like Car Smash Ken and then kicks the driver’s door before opening it.

Full day!  Lift some weights, shoot up some steroids, get black out drunk and then wander out into traffic and start punching cars and buses.  Irrefutable evidence that mixing booze and steroids is a bad idea.  They touch on it in the article but it really is like a scene from GTA.  We’ve all had days that were so frustrating you go home, fire up GTA and just go fucking nuts.  No better way to let out the rage hovering beneath the surface.  Just like this guy.  You stand in the middle of an intersection and start ripping people out of their cars and assaulting them.  He even did the thing where you try and knock a person of their motorcycle but they shove you away and zip off.  Hate when that happens.  The difference of course between us and this guy is we do it on a video game system and he did it in real life.  The other difference is he got his mouth washed out with pepper spray and I usually eat Cheetos when I play GTA.

Kids, don’t do steroids.

By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 4:04 PM

Rate This Super Creepy James Harden Portrait Made Completely Out Of Human Hair

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SI.com- Filip Peraic is a Croatian artist and the man behind James Harden Illustrated, a site dedicated to ”illustrating James Harden’s bearded profile through various mediums & styles.” Peraic posted his latest creation last night, a portrait of Harden made from human hair. “For this portrait, I had to enter the creep zone and ask [the] barber for some hair leftovers,” he explained on Twitter. In case you were wondering what Harden looked like with a well-groomed beard.

 

Well that’s…….interesting I guess.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  No way this creepy Croatian artist didn’t see a picture of James Harden and instantly say, “I must craft you out of human hair” quietly to himself and start growing out his body hair right then and there to create his masterpiece.  Like when Peter sees that one dude whose eyes are too close together and has to draw him.  Same thing here.  He had no other choice but to make this thing.  I have one issue with it (other than the part where a guy made a portrait of an NBA player out of human hair) is that it looks like Prince Fielder to me.  A lot more Fielder than Harden in that face, right?  Right.  If you’re going to do something like this, fine.  Be a weirdo.  But at least be an accurate weirdo.

PS- How much of that thing do you think is pubic hair?  Actually, don’t answer that.

 

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By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 2:40 PM

DraftKings Fantasy Baseball Qualifier With $75,000 Prize Pool And $27 Entry Fee Is Here

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Here we go!  Time to win some money again.  This DarftKings is a little different than in the past because it’s a 3-day qualifier but you’re all smart.  You can figure it out.  $27 entry fee and 3-days.  After Day the top 750 scorers advance.  After Day 2 the top 150 advance.  Fantasy baseball qualifier, $75,000 prize pool, get into it.

Contest details:

- 3-Day Survivor Fantasy Baseball Championship Qualifier

- $75,000 Prize Pool

- $27 entry fee, 3150 total entries

- Day 1: Top 750 fantasy scorers advance

- Day 2: Top 150 fantasy scorers advance

- Top 150 paid out- if you make it to the final day you automatically win money

- First place wins a seat in the $3.3M Baseball Championship in Atlantis ($54, 500 value)

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By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 1:50 PM

Dude Pops An Epic Wheelie Right In The Face Of Some Tour de France Riders

 

In the words of our very own Kevin Clancy, cocky.  So goddamn cocky.  Maybe the cockiest move ever.  There’s a fine line between super awesome and hardo and this guy toed that line perfectly.  Just no respect for the riders whatsoever.  Stealing all of their shine for one fleeting moment.  The enjoyment I got from watching that video was a lot.  I wouldn’t be opposed to a journalist tracking down that wheelie pimp and diving into his life story.  I want to know everything about him.  What does he eat for breakfast?  Where does he sleep?  What brought him up to the very moment when he popped a wheelie in the faces of Tour de France riders and stole the whole show?  That’s what I want to know and for the world to find out.  Every fiber of my being hopes he’s a washed up cyclist who never got a chance to compete in the Tour de France and this was him getting revenge.

 

 

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By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 12:55 PM

Better Know A Camel Toe

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By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 12:20 PM

University Of Iowa Offering Free Tuition For A Year To 5 Random Students Who Buy Season Tickets

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Press-Citizen- Five current University of Iowa students who purchase their 2014 Iowa football student season ticket will be rewarded with something that won’t just put a smile on their face, but on their parents’ as well: free tuition for the 2014 Fall and 2015 Spring semester of classes at the UI. The grand prizes are five of 11 that will be provided to randomly selected students after the Aug. 1 deadline for current UI students to place their season ticket order passes. Others includes one winner of an away game viewing party inside the Paul W. Brechler Press Box, one winner of up to $500 in free books, and four winners of a $1,000 gift card to Hy-Vee. Students were notified of the incentives in an email sent on Monday. The value of the free tuition is that required for in-state students at the UI which is approximately $8,000. Current UI students can purchase their season ticket online by clicking HERE. “We want students in Kinnick Stadium, and the staff has spent the year listening and planning ways to increase the fun and excitement. A loud and active student section is such an important part of the game day experience,” said Gary Barta, the UI’s director of athletics.

Annnnnd there it is.  There have been loud rumblings over the course of the last few weeks about student tickets not selling out for Hawkeye home games and here is the apparent solution from Iowa AD Gary Barta.  Give kids a chance at free tuition for a year if they buy season tickets for the 2014 season.  Nothing like good ol’ fashioned desperation!  I mean it’s a good idea.  Free tuition is nothing to sneeze at.  College is fucking expensive.  This will no doubt give kids incentive to buy season tickets.  It’s just sad that we’ve gotten to this point.  Iowa isn’t the only school having the problem of un-used tickets.  It’s nationwide.  There’s multiple reasons why it’s happening here specifically.  The team hasn’t been great (8-5 last year but an abysmal 4-8 in 2012), the stadium experience and college kids don’t want to risk getting arrested if they’re drunk and inside Kinnick.  Also, and this speaks to the nationwide problem, people would rather sit on their asses at home and be able to watch multiple games. It’s cheaper, you can drink during the game, you don’t have to pay for parking, you (probably) won’t get arrested and the viewing experience is simply better on a 60 inch HD TV.  That’s the uphill battle every school and team faces, not just Iowa.

The one solution that trumps all?  Start winning more games.  I realize an 8-5 record and a January 1st bowl game appearance is a good season.  But for whatever reason that doesn’t create the sort of buzz that has college kids rushing to buy season tickets.  And yeah, the Hawks have a better than decent chance to win the West division and possibly go undefeated but that’s purely predictions.  The fact of the matter is that for the first time in a long time Iowa basketball has considerably more buzz than Iowa football at this point in time.

All I know is it sucks going to games and seeing a partially empty Kinnick Stadium.  I still think going to games is awesome.  There’s really nothing like it.  My Dad has had season tickets forever and when we go and the place is sold out cheering on the Hawkeyes it’s heaven Earth.  Hopefully we can get back to that at some point in the near future.

By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 11:28 AM

Lingerie Football League Player Who Scored A Touchdown And Then Drank A Beer Can Play For Me Any Day

 

I think I’m in love.  Almost nothing hotter than a chick wearing almost nothing who scores a touchdown and then asks for a beer.  As the old saying goes, she can play for me any day.  Any day and every day.  The only thing that would’ve made it better is if she started making out with a few of her teammates.  Then we really would’ve been cooking with gas.  But hey, I’m not going to complain about what I just saw.  Football, beer and hot women.  The whole package.  Who objectifies women?  Surely not us here at Barstool.

Not to get too gross and weird but the hottest part of the video is when she’s wiping her lips.  You know it and I know it.

h/t @fili_mex

By trent posted July 29th, 2014 at 10:36 AM
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