WAY closer than I thought it was gonna be. Adrian Peterson is a world class athlete. When he turns on the jets there isn’t a defensive back in the league who can catch him. And you’re telling me little ol’ Kevin Hart was just a few strides behind him? I expected it to look like Usain Bolt running against KFC. Just an absolute beatdown. Either Hart is faster than we think or AP has been doing nothing but playing video games and eating junk food since he stopped playing.
PS- Why the fuck are Kevin Hart and Adrian Peterson having a foot race at 1am in the middle of the street? That seems weird.
White trash Space Shot! For when you just can’t afford to go to the amusement park. I honestly couldn’t feel worse for the dude who fractured his spine. Not because he may or may not be paralyzed for the rest of his life and will have to wheel himself around from now on. I feel bad because those few seconds right after it happens, no one knows that he has a broken spine and they’re all laughing. Which is fine, everyone should be laughing. But that moment you do something stupid and your friends don’t know you’re actually super duper hurt is dreadful. I want everybody to be happy at all times, even at my own expense. It’s in my DNA. Pretty sure the guy with the crumpled spine is the same way. He REALLY doesn’t want to be the one to break the joyous mood and be like, “Take me to the fucking hospital guys.” But eventually you gotta. Otherwise you might end up like Christopher Reeve.
And that’s how you instantly become the fan favorite at the WMPO. Handing out beer money to the fans on #16. Ryan Palmer gets it. The best way to rise to the top is to get the masses on your side. Oh the PGA said they won’t let caddies or players throw stuff into the crowd? Fuck that noise. This isn’t just “stuff”. This is beer money we’re talking about. The most important money there is.
Yep. That’s the stuff we need, ESPN. Comparing tennis players wives wedding rings based on carats and estimated worth. Side-by-side no less! I suppose it would’ve been pretty weird if they just put one of them up and gave the estimated price of their ring. Or wait. Is it weirder to put both of them up there and compare the rings? The fact that ESPN has me thinking about the rings of tennis player’s wives makes me hate ESPN even more. What the hell are they doing here? I blame Darren Rovell. His constant tweeting about where a guy’s shirt color falls on a color grid and tweeting out pointless facts has turned ESPN into an even bigger monster than before. That would be Andy Murray’s wife Kim Sears on the left and Tomas Berdych’s wife Ester Satorova on the right by the way. How pissed is Ester gonna be when she sees this? Maybe she’ll brush it off like it’s nothing. But deep down she”ll be furious that Kim has a more expensive ring than her.
I don’t have any money but I’d buy Ester the most expensive ring in the world. Smooooooooooooke.
Iowa State Twitter/SnapChat Keeps Getting In Trouble For Posting Pictures Of Nudity, Booze And Drugs
KCCI- A growing Snapchat site filled with nudity, sex and booze is entertaining thousands and frustrating Iowa State University. Tonight at ten, Todd Magel investigates where the underground social media site came from and who’s behind it.
Awesome. Putting Iowa on the map one snap at a time. I’ve been hearing about StateSnaps for awhile now but didn’t totally understand what it was. Turns out it’s pretty simple. It’s a SnapChat/Twitter/Instagram that people send crazy ass college pictures drinking, doing drugs, nudity into their SnapChat with the hashtag #DoItForState and then the dude who runs it posts them. Simple yet effective. You’ll never guess what happened next. It gained some traction, got a whole bunch of supporters and now the university is pissed about it. Now they’re on the news saying they don’t want the bad publicity that comes along with it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that. This is an awesome idea. I don’t know the legalities of the situation but I know some of the shit they post is awesome. Boobs on boobs on boobs. A bunch of asses. Booze and drugs. Everybody having a good time. It basically allows people to re-live their days in college without having to be there. Some times the best ideas are the simple ones. That’s the case here. And to the university people who are mad? Shut it. Don’t ruin a good thing.
This is the guy who runs it. Marketing 101. Sex sells. He gets it.
AOL- After a Jan. 28 Grantland article ran a story with the headline “The Greatest Living American Actor at 85: Gene Hackman Is Gone But Still in Charge,” fans feared that the legendary actor, whose 85th birthday is on Jan. 30, had died. Is this for real or just another death hoax? Not to worry, Gene Hackman fans, the legend is “alive and well,” his rep confirmed to ABC News on Jan. 28. Phew, what a relief! Grantland later changed the title of its headline to say “The Greatest Living American Actor at 85: Gene Hackman Is Retired But Still in Charge.” It’s amazing what one little word can do, but at least it didn’t seem to be an intentional death hoax. The article did do some damage before it was corrected, though. Especially after someone put up a Facebook called called “RIP Gene Hackman.” “He will be missed but not forgotten,” the page read, according to ET Canada. “Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.”
And the internet claims another victim. RIP Gene Hackman. Ts and Ps to his family. It’s almost like a rite of passage for celebrities nowadays to be killed off by Twitter while they’re still alive. Like if you haven’t been the subject of a celebrity death hoax then are you really a celebrity at all? If you’re not famous enough for people to care that you fake died then you might want to get a new publicist. They’re not doing their job correctly. People should care and immediately tweet, despite doing no research whatsoever, about how sad they are that you died. In the words of the great Notorious B.I.G., “You’re nobody til somebody misreads a Grantland article headline, assumes you’re dead, tweets about it without looking into it and it spreads like wild fire.”
RIP Gene Hackman