TMZ- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just wrapped up their newest production — in diapers — Mila has given birth to a baby girl … TMZ has learned. Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai — the hospital of choice for many celebrities. We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room. They came by themselves — no entourage, no family. Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year. Mazel Tov!
It happened! It really happened! Of course it was going to happen eventually but The Royal Couple finally gave birth to their princess daughter yesterday it sounds like. I doubt she weighed 14 pounds but we all can’t be perfect. I haven’t seen a name yet but it’ll no doubt be awesome. How could it not be? What a day. What a goddamn day. How lucky is that baby? Being born to a smoking hot Mom who was in Ted and an Iowan. It doesn’t get much better than that. Not to mention this little princess will have the run of Iowa whenever she wants to. She’ll come back, we’ll roll out the red carpet, sound the horns, throw rose peddles at her feet and we’ll all get drunk with Ashton and Mila while the little princess is watched by her grandparents. Show her just how awesome Iowa is. Maybe bring her to Kinnick and present her at mid field to 70,000 Iowans. It’ll be a joyous occasion. And I’m sure it’s no coincidence that she was born right after the video of Ashton talking up Iowa started making the rounds again. It all makes sense now. I feel like the only move for Ashton and Mila at this point is to move back to Iowa so the baby can grow up in a solid environment. You don’t wanna raise your kid in California where the schools suck and the people suck. Raise her here and she’ll be a genius with solid morals. Not to mention how much richer Ashton and Mila and the baby would be here rather than out there. In Hollywood, they’re just another couple with another big house. But here? They’d be one of the richest with the biggest house. It’s practical is all I’m saying. And don’t worry about being hassled by Iowans all the time, we’ll respect your privacy. Bring that baby back to the homeland! Oh and congrats you two love birds.
PS- I think I wrote this in an early Mila pregnancy blog but I’ll throw my hat in the Godfather candidate ring again. I’m a stand up, trustworthy guy for the most part. I like drinking but, hey, who doesn’t. No, I’ve never met Ashton or Mila but those are what we like to call minor details.