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Porn Stars Talking About The Weirdest Scene They’ve Ever Done Taking Us Into The Weekend


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By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 4:30 PM

Unruly Customer Gets Kicked Out Of A Store “This Is Sparta!”-Style


Are we getting to the point where when you make a “This is Sparta!” reference that some people (stupid kids) might not understand it?  No way, right?  Okay good.  I mean the movie came out like 10 years ago but it’s still as relevant as ever IMO.  Especially for that video.  She didn’t just get kicked outta the store meaning they made her leave.  She literally got kicked outta the store.  Right through the door and into the street. It would’ve been hilarious if the dude had screamed “This is Sparta!” but you can’t get everything you want I suppose.

By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 3:20 PM

Rory Hits His Ball Into The Water Then Proceeds To Throw His Club In There Too


Temper temper!  No secret that Rory hasn’t been playing great these last couple tournaments.  Looks like it all finally boiled over so he just launched a club into the lake.  I’m already dreading the golf talking heads debating whether this is inappropriate or if he’s just that passionate.


(that’s supposed to be a gif of Happy Gilmore throwing the pin and almost hitting a camera man)




By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 2:00 PM

Here’s A Last Minute NBA DraftKings For Tonight Giving You The Chance To Win $100,000

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Hey now!  Outta nowhere DraftKing is doing the damn thing again.  What better way to start your weekend than entering for a chance to win $100,000?  There isn’t.  Sign up now.  Contest starts at 7pm EST and then start counting your money.  Done and done.


Contest details:

-$400,000 prize pool
- First place wins $100,000
- $20 to enter
- Top 4,625 scores win money guaranteed​
- Starts Friday, March 6th at 7:00pm EST
- Salary Cap Style Drafting. $50,000 to select 9 spots. 8 players
- Roster Format: 1 PG, 1 SG, 1 SF, 1 PF, 1 C, 1 G, 1 F, 1 Utility​



By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 1:40 PM

Better Know A Camel Toe

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By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 12:45 PM

So You’re Saying This Isn’t An Appropriate Way To Advertise That You’re Looking For A New Secretary?

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Metro- An advertisement for a secretarial position has come under fire as being ‘sexist, derogatory, inappropriate and lazy’. The poster was sent out by recruiting firm ICS and featured a woman in stockings and short skirt bending down. Above the image was the tag line: ‘Secretary required in Mayfair. Stockings optional! £35k. Ready to assume [sic] the position?’ Dozens complained about the post, saying: ‘Someone’s clearly forgotten to tell @ICSRecruitment it is 2015′ The post was uploaded onto ICS Recruitment’s LinkIn page, Instagram page and Twitter page, but has since been deleted. 



Whoops!  Alright, so that’s a no-go.  They know that now.  See? Everybody’s learning lessons along the way in this journey called life.  Turns out it’s inappropriate to advertise that you’re look for a new secretary by posting a picture of a lady bent over.  Who knew?  Let’s not burn them at the stake just because they did something wildly sexist in a 2015 environment where there’s gonna be a media shitstorm if your brain even thinks about posting something like that.  I will say, the “Ready to assume the position?” part might’ve been what sunk them.  That’s just blatant.  The one way to get out of this and portray themselves as the victim?  Blame it on porn. Does that make sense?  Not really but it’s worth a shot.  Always blame porn because there’s not a single person who can’t relate.  Say porn has fried their brain and there’s your sympathy card.  Because who hasn’t watched a sexy secretary porn in the last 3 weeks?  Exactly.  Everybody has.  Porn made their brains take the idea from the porn world and into the real world.  Not their fault.  Blame it on porn (or 50 Shades of Grey because people love blaming that for stuff) and people will instantly be on their side and the heat will be off them.  Not really but give it a try.

By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 11:55 AM

Adam Sandler Told A Hilarious Michael Keaton And Chris Farley Story On Conan


God damn it.  I could listen to Chris Farley stories forever and ever. They’re just the best.  My obsession with Chris Farley knows no bounds and I don’t give a shit.  Dude is the GOAT.  I’m not a tattoo guy but it’s a borderline miracle I haven’t gotten a Farley tattoo.  The story Sandler told about Farley ordering two things every time they’d go to a restaurant is pretty good.  My favorite part of it was when he’s talking about how he could feel Farley’s energy while waiting to give his order to the waitress.  Just chomping at the bit ready to order two t-bone steaks.  Everybody knows that feeling but I can’t even imagine how Farley looked while waiting.  LET ME ORDER ALREADY!  Sneaky greatest part of the story though was Michael Keaton grabbing the dinner check and saying, “I’m Batman”  Such a great line to drop.


h/t pat

By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 11:00 AM

New Parenting Class Teaches Women How To Safely Pack Heat While Carrying A Baby

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Daily Mail- Iowa mom Melody Lauer has a personal motto she is trying to pass on to others: ‘If you have baby on one side, it’s best to have gun on the other.’ The 30-year-old  mother-of-three from Des Moines and former gun shop worker has started a new safety class that claims to teach women how to carry a firearm and their child at the same time. Despite being a gun enthusiast, Lauer maintains her controversial class does not encourage women to conceal a weapon, but shows them how to do so properly. ’I have seen a huge insurgence in young mothers, mothers of young children, wanting to get into firearms,’ Lauer told ABC 6. Lauer continued: ‘And what’s happening is we don’t have instructors that are addressing their needs.  ’So they just do it. They don’t do it right and then they end up having an accident.’ The class is called ‘Babywearing and Carrying’ and the first seminar was in February. Lauer says it has quickly become quite popular and is being hailed the first of its kind. ’To our knowledge, nobody is doing this yet,’ Barry Snesll, who runs Crossroads Shooting Sports shooting range in Des Moines, said. ’The interest was so great that she actually had to turn off or shut off the registration.  ’Otherwise, we would have had two-three times as many people here.’ 



Every bit of that felt like an Onion article to me.  All of it.  From there being people who actually sign up for her seminar all the way up to the pictures of her with a gun on her hip and a baby on her back.  Turns out it isn’t an Onion article at all.  It’s very much a reality.  I will say this about the idea, she’s cornered the market.  It’s all hers.  I seriously doubt there’s another class out there that’s teaching women how to walk around with a baby and a gun at the same time. Honestly though, what does a lady holding a baby need a gun for?  There’s almost negative percent of people out there attacking people with babies.  Watch any movie made in any time period.  A bank robber will bust into a place with an AK-47, put the gun in a woman’s a face, look down, see that she’s holding a baby and then quickly move onto the next person.  You don’t fuck with babies or women with babies.  It’s like an unwritten rule of decency.  Holding a baby is the ultimate trump card in almost any dangerous scenario.  No one hurts the lady holding a baby.  Not to mention I’m not sure I want women popping off shots in a grocery store during a robbery with a baby on their back anyway.  Feel like their balance is off and next thing you know my brains are all over the produce section instead of the bad guy’s.

By trent posted March 6th, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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