AJC- The fiancée of a member of a popular R&B group was taken to Atlanta Medical Center early Thursday with welts under her eyes, a golf ball-sized knot on her forehead, a cut to her nose and a blood clot in her right eye. And Atlanta police have arrested Kyle L. Norman, a member of Jagged Edge, in connection with the incident. Just before 5 a.m., police were called to a residence in the 200 block of Peters Street in reference to “a fight call between an engaged couple,” the department said in an email to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “When I arrived,” the officer wrote, “I was met by the victim who was visibly shaken.” The unidentified woman told the officer Norman became irate after an argument about drinking and stated “she was gonna die today,” police said. She told police Norman punched her, choked her with a scarf that she had around her neck, shoved her engagement ring down her throat, took her keys and broke her cell phone. “She stated that she began to agree with things that he was saying in an attempt to calm him down,” the officer wrote. “While doing that he turned around and walked away inside their loft and she ran and grabbed his cell phone and was able to run outside and awake a neighbor who let her inside.”
Well that’s an ultra-aggresive way too propose to your significant other. I routinely shit all over people who think up stupid ways to pop the big question. Airplane banners, underwater while scuba diving, getting pulled over by the police, etc. All pretty dumb but this is by far the dumbest. Shoving it down her throat when she won’t agree with you? Uhhhhh take it easy big fella and stop being a piece of shit while you’re at it. Normally you just take them out for to a nice quiet dinner at the restaurant you guys had your first date, tell them how much you love them and then do it. It’s great. Or at least that’s how it happens in the movies. This whole deal of trying to shove the ring down her throat might not be the best course of action. I’d even say you should probably go to jail forever. But what do I know? I’m the guy who will be sitting alone on Valentine’s Day eating ice cream by the pint. Maybe I’ve been doing this whole romance thing all wrong.
PS- Still a banger though and wildly ironic right now.