Boom! I’m sure everyone saw this coming. It’s only logical. Barstool already has other media juggernauts like Chicago and New York on lock down, why not grab another one in the form of the greatest state on the map? Oh, you didn’t know Iowa was a media juggernaut? You need to wake up then. This is the place to be. Things are happening around here. This is the home of the guy who co-starred in a little movie called “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Ever heard of it? If you’re not from here, you probably think Iowa is nothing but a barren wasteland littered with toothless hicks, John Deere tractors and corn as far as the eye can see blah blah blah. All of the classic flyover state stereotypes. Alright, so maybe that corn one is true. We do have a shit ton of corn here. But it’s the best fucking corn you’ll have in your life. You’ll take a bite and immediately have an erection. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is Iowa is fucking awesome and I’m here to represent for the Iowa Stoolies out there. Let’s do this. I fucking hope so too, dude.
Side Note: Send all interesting Iowa stories and smokeshows to firstname.lastname@example.org. I’ll take whatever you have. Oh and if you want to call me a hick or tell me Iowa sucks, you can find me @BarstoolTrent on Twitter. I look forward to your insults.