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AUGUST 21–A Florida man cut a small hole in the front of his shoe, inserted an iPod, and then went to Walmart and recorded “upskirt” videos, according to police who arrested the pervy auteur. According to an arrest report, cops were dispatched to a Walmart in Sanford When officers arrived at the store, customer Lillie Kent told them that she was shopping in the toilet paper aisle when she noticed a man “standing relatively close behind her.” Kent added that the man “appeared to be attempting to sneak up behind her.” After the man briefly walked away from Kent, he returned to following her and shadowed the woman all the way to the checkout line, cops reported. Kent told police that she had initially “observed a hole in the top of one of the man’s shoes but didn’t think anything of it at the time.” However, at the checkout line, Kent confronted the man, who was carrying no merchandise to be purchased. She demanded to see his shoes. He refused and walked away. “Kent advised she began yelling,” police reported. After being confronted by “an unknown man” who asked the male suspect for the camera, the alleged voyeur removed the iPod from his shoe.

 

First things first, kinda looks like my boss right?  Or am I crazy?  I think it looks a lot like him.  Maybe Pres with a hint of downs or something.  Anyway.  Second, GENIUS plan by this guy.  I really mean that.  He’s really onto something here.  Nobody and I mean nobody looks at another person’s shoes.  Ever.  Unless you’re wearing something flashy or are tap-dancing nobody is going to look at your shoes and examine them for a camera.  I’m actually shocked the guy got caught and now here we are talking about him on the blog.  Although it sounds like he got a little greedy and was basically all up in the chick’s ass while trying to get video up her skirt.  Gotta play it cool.  Every dude has experienced trying to look up a girl’s skirt from time to time.  It’s human nature.  You just want a peak.  All in good clean, fun. The weirdos are the ones who try and video it, but hey, what can ya do.  The best advice a guy can give to somebody trying to look up a skirt is two things: 1) Position yourself correctly (most important) and 2) let it happen naturally.  This guy fucked up when he ran up on the woman and stood two inches away from her.  Amateur hour dude.  Looking desperate gets you caught 100 times out of 100.  The move here is speed up a little in front of her, anticipate where she’s headed next and make her have to walk by you.  Easy as pie.  How do you anticipate where she’s going?  All feel.  The great ones have feel.  If you don’t have feel, you end up walking right up behind them and getting arrested.  This guy doesn’t have it.  Get a new hobby.

PS- Curious move doing this at a Wal Mart.  I’ve never been at a Wal Mart and said to myself, “Man, I’d really like to know what she’s got going on up under there.”  Not once.